Goat Philosophy
Everything is a Goat!
It's true! Everything is a Goat, and all appearance to the contrary is mere illusion. Scientists may scoff, and hide behind their hypotheses, but have all physicists since Einstein not been searching for a Grand Unified Theory? Besides, logic supersedes science just as day supersedes night and we can prove by logic that everything is a Goat.
Furthermore, Goatist researchers have discovered that many of history's greatest thinkers realised the truth and tried to tell us about it.
New Research Findings
New translations of some of the most influential classical texts demonstrate that the Ancient Greeks saw that so-called "reality" was nothing more than a facade, and that all things are forever one unchanging Goat. Here are some examples of the startling insights our researchers have uncovered:
"...according to necessity; for they pay penalty and retribution to each other for their injustice according to the assessment of a goat." Anaximander
"Listening not to me but to the Logos it is wise to agree that all things are one goat." Heraclitus
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